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Sheep Murderer

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  1. I was just forced to write three positive things about each member of my roller derby league. I must be in kindergarden. How idiotic.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Virul, there are many days you make me happy. Yeah, at least it only happened once. *cue fetal position*

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  2. Can't read my, can't read my PIE face

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Then I'll just cut it off and read your body language.

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  3. Yesterday was a perfect example of why life at Nightly is better as a Supporter.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Better through blackmail. I miss being a supporter, but I'm honestly strapped in cash. ><

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  4. I'm not completely gone, I swear! I'm just busy...swordfighting.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Well, if I move it so quickly that no one sees it and distract everyone with ki....

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  5. I'm not completely gone, I swear! I'm just busy...swordfighting.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Well, if I move it so quickly that no one sees it and distract everyone with ki....

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  6. I'm not completely gone, I swear! I'm just busy...swordfighting.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Okay, okay....I'm just currently learning shields and grounding, but there WILL be swords.

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  7. Bleh. Cancer sucks.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      That's really bad. Cancer is usually slower than that. Well, at least the suffering is low. Try to sleep.

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  8. I'm baaaack! (Again?) I think I found my life again.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      It's surprisingly easy to misplace. Especially when you plunge into an anger-fueled depression.

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  9. I just feel late...period.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      I feel like "Dex Doll" should be trademarked and turned into a TV show.

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  10. I just feel late...period.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      NO! It's not true! That's....augh...*sharpens axe* If I wanted a small version of me I would kill you and make a doll out of your body parts.

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  11. Dungeons of Dredmor. Don't play it, it will steal your soul.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Well, it's more like the scraps that stick to a rib that you give to a dog.

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  12. I'm thinking of cutting my hair to buzz. It's currently well well past my shoulders and a devil of a job to keep clean every day.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Have you gone through with it? A sad day. That means I can't dangle you from the ceiling by your hair.

       

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  13. gourmet preserves, real milk in a glass bottle, handcrafted cheese, artisan roasted coffee, gourmet olive oil and balsamic vinegar... I'm eating well.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Yeah, it really does. Though I get crab for Satanmas. YUMMY.

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  14. I think Sheep Murderer has lost all respect for me since she found out I work out. Sad face.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      FOR SHAME. How dare you have amazing abs and great strength. *sigh* I'm just going to have to cut some of those muscles out with a knife.

  15. is such a winner.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      *holds up a noose* We could put him in the loop.

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  16. My master bedroom is now officially lavender! I can't wait to go home and start accessorizing.

  17. finally made it to Supra-Awesome Badass Pimp

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Nice. I am bot, does this make me one of the whores working under you? *ponders*

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