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  1. Sheep Murderer

    I feel like a dick...I should cut it off.

    1. Cerina

      Cerina

      Be careful how you feel that dick. They're notorious spitters.

  2. Sheep Murderer

    Right. This place.

    1. Iceheart

      Iceheart

      Right? Or wrong in the best possible way?

  3. Sheep Murderer

    I was just forced to write three positive things about each member of my roller derby league. I must be in kindergarden. How idiotic.

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    2. Darth Virul

      Darth Virul

      R-derby #1: follows a regular route to home.

      R-derby #2: doesn't sign off from social network even when on communal computer

      R-derby #3: heals quickly

    3. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Virul, there are many days you make me happy. Yeah, at least it only happened once. *cue fetal position*

    4. Darth Virul

      Darth Virul

      "many days" = "happened only once" -> virul's confusion of english languages grows

  4. Sheep Murderer

    I'm not completely gone, I swear! I'm just busy...swordfighting.

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    2. Iceheart

      Iceheart

      I didn't think swords were derby legal.

    3. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Well, if I move it so quickly that no one sees it and distract everyone with ki....

    4. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Well, if I move it so quickly that no one sees it and distract everyone with ki....

  5. Sheep Murderer

    When finals are over, I am going to feel incredible. *continues swimming upstream, shaking off piranas and leeches, during a thunderstorm*

    1. ShadowDog

      ShadowDog

      Push on, soldier, push the Hell on!

    2. creamtuff

      creamtuff

      We're in the trenches together, lady.

  6. Sheep Murderer

    I'm still not sure how I've wound up with 87 +1s on my posts. I wish there were a way to see...

    1. Pong Messiah

      Pong Messiah

      ShadowDog ~ 73, Sonny ~ 8, Iceheart ~ 4, and confused random spammers ~ 2. You really don't the services of Nancy Drew to figure this one out. Sheesh.

    2. Obsidian

      Obsidian

      I've given you several, SM.

  7. Sheep Murderer

    I'm baaaack! (Again?) I think I found my life again.

    1. TuskenRaider

      TuskenRaider

      I didn't know you'd lost it.

    2. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      It's surprisingly easy to misplace. Especially when you plunge into an anger-fueled depression.

  8. Sheep Murderer

    There is a reason that "exam" and "damn" pretty much rhyme.

  9. Sheep Murderer

    I just feel late...period.

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    2. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      I feel like "Dex Doll" should be trademarked and turned into a TV show.

    3. Darth Virul

      Darth Virul

      The implicaton that ShadowDog is just like SheepMurderer but more so, is troubling.

    4. monkeygirl

      monkeygirl

      like, your PERIOD is late?

       

  10. Sheep Murderer

    Really does have some of the craziest friends on the planet.

  11. Sheep Murderer

    Dungeons of Dredmor. Don't play it, it will steal your soul.

    1. ShadowDog

      ShadowDog

      You still have your soul to be stolen?

    2. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Well, it's more like the scraps that stick to a rib that you give to a dog.

  12. Sheep Murderer

    The library....will be closed until...WHEN?! *collapses* My holds...My beautiful holds...

    1. Iceheart

      Iceheart

      That's why I made it a point to do my drop-offs and pick-ups yesterday.

  13. Sheep Murderer

    Watched what may be one of the most calming films of all time.

    1. Boba Sweat

      Boba Sweat

      cannibal holocaust?

    2. Darth Virul

      Darth Virul

      Only the first half of It's a Wonderful Life ?

  14. Sheep Murderer

    One of those days where I wish I could swear in 15 languages.

    1. ShadowDog

      ShadowDog

      Use made up TV swear words! All the internet morons are doing it!

    2. Darth Virul

      Darth Virul

      Hell! check

      Merde! check

      Scheisse! check

      Ay Caramba! check

      Schittin sun!(phoenetic aproximation from Russian) check

      Fitta! check

      Lammasmurhaaja! check and definately the worst. That's all I got.

  15. Sheep Murderer

    IS GOING TO SEE RAMMSTEIN!!!!!

  16. Sheep Murderer

    if you kill enough people would the 99% become the 97%?

    1. ShadowDog

      ShadowDog

      That's some evil math.

  17. Sheep Murderer

    Join us for the meaning of anguish. http://nightly.net/topic/71149-national-novel-writing-month-nov-1-30/

  18. Sheep Murderer

    ah yes. THIS is what anger feels like.

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    2. ShadowDog

      ShadowDog

      Quit BSing and let's have it!

    3. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Nay.I'm risking nothing.

    4. ShadowDog

      ShadowDog

      What could possibly be at risk?

  19. Sheep Murderer

    In four days, I party. In five days, literary madness begins.

  20. Sheep Murderer

    Contacts? In. Padded booty shorts? On. LET'S ROCK THIS TOWN

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    2. Darth Virul

      Darth Virul

      Why are you taking Rock with you to town but not me ? *sad*

    3. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      OH DEAR SATAN WHY?! I revise this to "Let's nuke this town!" (I now have urges to go to derby in pirate wear. One woman came dressed as Spiderman. It was insanely awesome.)

    4. Darth Virul

      Darth Virul

      Now Nuke the Whales is getting more action than me and he hasn't posted here for years! That's it, I'm going away!

  21. Sheep Murderer

    brain...brain?...braaaiinnn...Braiaiainnnnnnn...

    1. Iceheart

      Iceheart

      Only one? Are you dieting?

  22. Sheep Murderer

    good friends give severed body parts as gifts.

    1. Iceheart

      Iceheart

      Coincidentally, my friend gave me a box of body parts sushi candy last night.

    2. Mr. Winch

      Mr. Winch

      I'll hand your ass to you any day.

    3. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      What is sushi candy? Sounds mysterious.

  23. Sheep Murderer

    Tree pose is hard to do when a cat is rubbing against your legs.

    1. Iceheart

      Iceheart

      Ha! Try doing the ballerina split stretch when a cat is gnawing on your toes. I think they're just showing off that they're made of stretch.

  24. Sheep Murderer

    I am the top poster. I am so alone. T_T

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Here it goes again.

    2. Darth Virul

      Darth Virul

      I thought that was your prefered way. If not, why do you keep killing the people who come to join you ?

  25. Sheep Murderer

    Life is trying to tell me something.

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