perfectsim

Should I listen to Simon & Garfunkel or James Taylor today?

you look kinda cute, in that polka dot bikini GURRRRLL

FML

It's still rock & roll to me.

The jerk store called, they're running out of you!

sweet alexis is having fingernails for breakfast

I'm listening to James Taylor again.

Oh. I never took the time to watch that movie. Office space has ruined it for me, I already know the plot.

Is that Don Draper with a Superman outfit placed over him?

I'm still trying to figure out what the avatar is. A woman pirate, I get that... but what's it from?