The Stool Sample

Am I banned?

Mazeltov!!

#thankyoutaker

Lol that was darth entmoot.

 

 

Is that true??

Was he the portly fellow who poured water over himself?

Do I know you?

Need more fiber!

I came through to see Daily.net or the coveted VHDS...

Lame.

SHANE O'MAC! My hero

Silky Jinn - now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

 

So it's a stool (pun intended, jacen), that's it?

We'll have to ask our expert on such matters, Darth Bane.

Is a response from me acceptable enough? or need I find a way to login as Bane?

Master Yo-gurt, anyone?

haha...

I'm here once a month - usually around PPV time to see if any of you guys are saying anything... even if you do, I likely won't respond, unless it's about Taker.

Goodbye, Farewell & Amen, Trapper.

I.... and I can't believe I'm about to say this... I agree with Krawlie...

I'll play

User: Stool Sample/Darth Bane

Real name: Derek

Originally joined: 2001-ish?

Reason for joining: episodeii.com then wrestling

Left: 2006?

Reason: Joined the military, couldn't find the time... made a few attempts to come back, it never stuck. Reese was the catalyst, I believe, however. I just used a comment she made to huff and puff about something and left in high drama fashion - I'd have it no other way, really.

Reason returned: Honestly... I have lurked at least once a week since leaving the military (2007) - so... I'm just creepy. But not deep lurking. I literally open Lando/Cantina to see if anything catches my interest and then bail. Today this caught my interest - you know, cause I got to talk about myself...

Plan on staying: Will likely continue my lurking habits, honestly.

Timeline since 2005

- 2005 joined the US military

- 2006 went to war

- 2007 honorably discharged, got married to my high school sweetheart

- 2008 started working for the State Department overseas

- 2009 kept working with the State Department (and various other 3-letter agencies)

- 2010 caught a bunch of terrorists. quit my job. we moved to Germany

- 2011 lived in Germany and Ethiopia, working as Humanitarian Aid Workers and Missionaries

- 2012 lived in Bangladesh, Thailand and Eastern Europe working as Humanitarian Aid Workers and Missionaries. Then moved to Hawaii - had my first son.

- 2013 lived in Hawaii, working at a film studio that we're building here

- 2014 in Hawaii working in movies

- 2015 in Hawaii working and producing my own movies - Seth and I almost cross paths, we didn't. Had my second son.

- 2016.... what will it hold?

Things of note:

I think I've done a lot of cool and neat stuff in my short life - but being a father is, by far, the greatest thing I've ever done. I highly recommend it.

Didn't Maddox do those 'Friends of Lando' comics? I thought they were bueno.

I thought Stool Sample got foreclosed on it after that ridiculous gamble he took to fund his virtual hot dog stand

See my avatar.

First things first - the irony that Ender, of all people, starting this topic. Looks like Taker = sucks - no more! HAHAHAH! CHUM..... P!

With that aside - I think one thing to note here is the low blow that Taker hit on Lesnar - makes me wonder if they're trying to heel Taker.

I think it has to be some outside interference for sure with this match - clearly setting up for a final match at WM - HIAC could be the way to go.

I don't think they put on sub-par matches, I think they storytell nicely, and sure, it's slower - but add the gimmicks and playing and we're good to go.

As for folks not being interested in Taker etc... it's the sole reason I watch. Once he's gone... I'll probably be done except for annually watching WM.

Where's Liz and Spike these days?

Upside-down coke can!

Because restrooms are covered in fecal matter?

 

Personally, I really only wash my hands after going to the bathroom and before prepping food. I try not to freak out about germs too much, but I consider that the bare minimum.

Ahh - I should've clarified - 100% washing when in a public restroom - in fact, they need to make it law that all restrooms doors are PUSH to exit. So stupid to have to put your clean hand on that potentially filthy handle.

I'm talking more about being at home, in my case. Also, for women it's a bit different, you've (typically) got to wipe and it might seep through the paper... but guys just wiggle and jiggle and all is bueno! Hence why I am not overly set on washing at home...

So, I've wanted to make this thread for a while but was always on the toilet when I thought about it - this thread was not made while on the toilet - have no fear!

I did make a survey years ago in Lando, which a few of you seem to recall, that was quite extensive in looking at our bathroom habits -I believe the thread is long gone/pruned. But, this was one thing I always wondered.

Personally, I always wipe - I've believed a few times that no wipe was needed, but still succumbed to the need and wiped. Of course, if I was back in the world of 'squatty potties' - those poops come out so swiftly and clean, it's ridiculous - but hardly satisfying. Seriously, these non-developed countries know how to do the bowel movement, that's for sure.

As for washing hands... I more often than not wash, or at least rinse - especially if I know there has been a perforated square of paper. Although after completion of urination I might not always wash. I mean, I didn't pee on my hands and I know where Woody Womb Pecker has been and is clean! Doesn't always make sense in my mind to wash - someone care to educate me on why?

I was so freaking giddy. This was glorious!

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Have you ever been so confident in your poop that you just pulled up your pants and walked away with no wiping? And not because you didn't have toilet paper or were about to jump into the shower etc... you just knew...

Personally, I've been tempted but always succumb to the wipe, often to lament questioning my rectums intuition.

It was a pretty solid show, actually. I wish there had been a bit more of this and that (ie: DX vs. nWo, Taker/Wyatt aftermath, More action with HHH & Rock). But really enjoyed the show.

My biggest critique, and I'm sure WWE would agree, is no open air stadiums if you're gonna be on the west coast. Just really took away from some great entrances.

Speaking of entrances - WTF HHH....