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One time, a 70 year old man in Australia stuck a whole fork up his pee hole for "erotic stimulation."

Did anyone watch this? Me neither.

So far, you are winning (?) this thread.

Not kink shaming. You do you!

Urine that smells like maple syrup. Don't know about the taste. Before fancy blood tests and all, the diagnostic for diabetes was to taste the patient's pee to see if it was sweet.

Youse guys are the best

Ice cream is always a win. Also, the best thing about the job going *poof* is that I took the summer off because mountains and waterfalls, and my boss who said things like "I can't imagine how the Learning Center would function without you, so can you come back a week before classes start because you'll make sure we're ready to go on day one?" [an actual quote, because I not only did 1-on-1 and group tutoring for all the science and math things, was the only tutor for the lab tech classes and astronomy and geology and fucking French, but I also supervised 6 part time tutors and did admin crap and trained our new hires and worked with instructors to make sure tutors kept up with class syllabi] let me know the job was going away by emailing me. Didn't even have the nads to call or meet face to face with me. I went from "what'll we do without youuuuuuu never leave" to "lol bye here's two lines of email cuz we just didn't submit the grant renewal in time and now the money is gone" BUT I'M NOT BITTER.

So, aside from the general OMGWTFBBQ! of having a trans kid (okay, young adult, they are 19 now but still my kid) in today's 'Merica, in the past couple weeks, I have had my job disappeared because the school fucked around and didn't renew the grant that paid me, too bad so sad, we're just not going to have a 'biology/anatomy/all the other science and math stuff I tutor' person anymore, thanks and don't let the door hit you on the way out. Yesterday my car decided that it didn't like oil anymore, because that is apparently a known flaw in Kias, and now I have to get a new engine. The li'l Blue Boy made a cool sound before it said "fuck this" though. The dealership said it will be 10 days before they can run the diagnostic, (and the guy was not amused when I said "The diagnostic is it sounds like monkeys banging pots and pans under the hood, my man!") and it will be two to three months before they can get the new engine installed because Reasons. So I either pay to tow the car to the dealer where it will languish for months, or I just get a new car. Le sigh. We were out and about on the Blue Ridge Parkway on Sunday, so at least the car didn't go "KNOCK KNOCK CLANG RATTLE BUMP SQUEAK KNOCK SQUEAK SQUEAK RATTLE jump jump jump" up there. Also, my spawn is having top surgery on Monday, and he is most blasé about it, but I'm mildly freaking out because, you know, major surgery. So, tell me something good, because the FML is strong with this one right now.

Shut. Up. I cannot love this post (and that kid's parents) enough times. Is the kid's name really Bilbo??!?! Squeeeeeee! But the poor little guy (assuming it's a boy hobbit) is going to receive so much crap over his name as he goes through life :-(

Get better soon!

More mountain goodness

Hi! Hey! Hello!

I actually kinda want an electric unicycle now, ngl.

Why are electric unicycles even a thing? Also, Ms. Spam, we need an update!

Two words: restraining order

Nice! If I think of cyclists looking like Edaphosaurus I might not be so annoyed when a big clump of them blocks the road.

Carry bear spray with you. If it happens again, blast the person in the face and when the cops show up, cry and tell them you were afraid for your life. [Edit: Do not really do this.] Also, if you're a bike rider, and not an asshole, I am sorry, but I hate bike riders with the fury of 10,000 supernovas. We have lots of road riders around here, and I can't count the times I've seen them do stupid/rude/belligerent shit, then get all butthurt like it was someone else being doucheweasels and "We hAvE a RiGht To bE oN tHe roAd!!!1!" Sorry this happened to you Ms Spam.

William Friedkin

A day in nature!

Hopefully can do it again soon

I am waiting and I gots drinks... WUT DO?

Tami, I didn't know you was a admin.

What time should I have my dad pick me up? Will there be snacks?

WUT DO JACOB? Also my computer mysteriously now recognizes the mic and camera. DOUBLE U TEE EFF? Will it do so in 2 hours?