Antilla

These comments are seriously pathetic. I'm embarrassed.

You're not on the Internet

You're on the Internet

I told you I would be back in a bit

You should try out the chat room. And chat. Or, you know, whatever.

Are you at work? Are you? Are you? Are you?

I'm always missing your messages until too late. It's kinda my thing.

Did you know that you currently have a reputation of 5? I'm still rocking the zero. I mean. You know. I could post. But that sounds like a lot of work.

Yeah but ... I'm better than you. Right?

Oh wow. I'm so upset, I can't even be bothered to proofread. You know how it is.

All day, whenever I felt down, I would always think about that getting to see the results of photo safari and it would amp me back up. Then you go and skip out on me. Thx for ruining my life.

It's weird because you straight up vanished.

Well. You know. Okay.

I died. And Internet access in purgatory is extremely limited.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I said cupcakes and women dressed as *bunnies*. I'm not some sort of sexual pervert. Although. It's not a bad idea.

What's going on? You got it goin' on. Later on. (number plz)

I win the 'my Internet is more dumber than yer Internet'" contest. The prize? Infinite sadness.

I'm magic like that.

Yes!

New features!

The mind melting insanity of it all!

(You're looking so luddite right about now.)