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Chalcedony

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  1. Boy I wish somebody would try Incepting me. Yeah, step off into THIS dreamspace, baybee!

    1. Chalcedony

      Chalcedony

      Heh. Incepting. You kids these days have the strangest words for masturbation.

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  2. insomnia, I hate you.

    1. Chalcedony

      Chalcedony

      Good ol' hormones, aren't they great? I am SO gonna be a man in my next life!

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  3. One of my hermit crabs, Phredward, likes to do laps around the top of the tank. He climbs up, clutches the rim with his claw tips, and then slowly makes his way all around the top edge of the tank. Good thing the lid is too heavy for him to lift!

    1. Chalcedony

      Chalcedony

      Yeah, and when he gets tired of being up there, he just lets go and falls to the ground! X>}

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  4. HAY! Here's my Deviant Art account link: http://dragonflymagic.deviantart.com/

    1. Chalcedony

      Chalcedony

      So go there and lookit mah artz NAOW!

  5. is preparing to hack the Pennsylvanias. ALL OF THEM

  6. insomnia, I hate you.

    1. Chalcedony

      Chalcedony

      I take Calm's Forte pills. They're a natural sleep inducer that doesn't leave you feeling groggy in the morning. The best thing is that, if your insomnia is due to too much thinking--you know how your mind just keeps going and going and you can't shut it up--they will calm you down and help clear your head so you can fall asleep. If you've never tried them, you should. I take one or two about an hour before bedtime.

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  7. ow, my head!

    1. Chalcedony

      Chalcedony

      Stop hitting it with a brick!

  8. Ass slammingly busy right now. You?

    1. Chalcedony

      Chalcedony

      I am going to use the phrase "ass slammingly busy" at some point in the near future.

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