Ms. Spam

Kansas City Chiefs vs Baltimore Ravens Detroit Lions vs San Francisco 49ers

Not gonna lie but I like all the blondest of blonde women pics we get to see sporting 49er wins. It’s so bizarre and weird. And the the brother does the shirtless dad bod thing. It’s like white trash moved into football and glitzed it up or made it approachable for a group. Meanwhile in Buffalo they were shoveling like crazed I love snow people.

I am sick and fell asleep ding the game. I am kinda glad I missed the Packer loss.

Half time happened and the Texans shrunk. My homer pick maybe my undoing.

Gaddamned Dallas. my picks this week are Houston San Fran Detroit Buffalo.

I used to take Tina out to eat at this outdoor restaurant called hops and hounds. Dogs dogs dogs and food with beer flights. Mmmmmm

Such a Mom. My mom would have said that KMart cup is just fine. Shut up and drink your water.

waffles>belguim waffles>french toast>crepes>pancakes water>pepsi>coke>unsweetened iced tea>strawberry soda>coffee>go without a drink in a restaurant bill millers>los balitos>beijing express>hungry howies>subway>burger boy>whatever I packed for lunch

SOOOOOO school is canceled again until Monday because people in charge of the locked pads that control the heaters forgot to do the settings before they locked up the school last Friday. They left it set at the setting like it's 90 degrees outside and 90% of the schools in my district with this new thermostat don't know how to program it so the heaters won't click over and work in them. Oddly only the high schools that specialize in STEM knew how to operate and set the thermostats so those kids have to go in. Soooo because it was really cold now that we're above freezing, pipes are breaking everywhere and there's very little to no water.

Do you want to pay longer because that just adds to the years you keep owing. It's kinda like leasing and then being forced to buy the car so instead of paying for 5 years you've been paying on a car for 7 years or so. I say stick with the car you have so you pay it off sooner and can ride it until it diessssss money free. Of course if you want to just get a new car every so often and don't care about payments I say trade up to a newer model. That said I love my Prius. Its been paid off for two years and only stupid stuff I do to it causes me issues. Like driving into a two foot pothole and messing up the front end.

LOL I teach math and hate that "convert to Celsius" question. I'll keep my freedom units.

quoting this for later when you're sweaty from humidity. LOL

LOL School closed again today because they can't get the heaters to work. I was texted to report in late but then just got another text saying ABORT. They're still serving hot meals though for school kids who show up. So lunch ladies are STRONG. Also so glad I am not a Tesla bro. Prius for the win!

Saturday Houston at Baltimore Green Bay at San Francisco Sunday Tampa Bay at Detroit Kansas City at Buffalo

Welp the cat house I set up for Pip was wet and a pipe broke next door. I can't bring him in because of my cats being dicks and non-closable doors to separate them. Hoping for warmer temps soon.

well some of those games were ugly. I still can't bring myself to think about Dallas. UGH. Looking forward to the match ups next weekend! GOOOOOOO BILLS!

UGH. It's old men again in the Iowa Caucuses. I can't understand how the GOP can turn a blind eye to one criminal it votes for while beating the drum about Hunter Biden. Well I can understand but god, can't we have better choices? I am so uninterested in voting in 2024.

Welp the cowboys lived up to their hype.

I had my Dad install a ceiling fan on my porch a few years ago and I went to dust it yesterday and the damn light assembly fell out and was dangling so I had to fix it. Hunter Fan company can eat a bowl of dog poop for their poorly designed way to assemble these. It took me HOURS of bitching and swearing to get the fan fixed because my only form of natural like was the light from the damn fan. From 8 PM to 10:30 I was struggling with rage, people who design fans poorly so the assembly woobles it's way off these hidden screws and my Dad who put pilot scews on the wrong way because I suspect he just wanted it to be over with as well.

I hate that as well on the trails. I've got a park I walk in and his dog Heinz is the bestest boy as a bouncy jack russell but it irritates me to living hell he lets Heinz loose. I tell him he'll regret it if his dog finds a porcupine, or some mom overreacts and curb stomps him to protect her kid. On the subject of poop my neighbor has a super shy german shepperd but I swear it's killed so many of my plants from it's poop and urine because he just lets him out every morning unsupervised to do his business.

Pittsburgh Bills game postponed for weather. lol

Thank goodness we're off on Monday already because it's going to suck to be a Texan this coming three days. I am super worried about plant snacking by my indoor idiot cats who have to sample all the plants I am about to bring in, the outdoor cats I can't bring in and a tiny possum. Today I am going to try and find a bunch of stuff to make shelters and a heater like appliance. I also have to get some cloth to cover to pomegranate trees my neighbor grew from seed. And its SOUP weather! As long as my pipes don't break I will consider it a win. Ted Cruz has already called his travel agent. The MLK march is still going to happen on Monday but I am wimpy and will stay home as the kids have been circulating all their lovely illnesses.

SOOOOOOOOO it's going to be real bad cold in those not dome games. Patrick Mahomes put up a pic of Arrowhead blanketed in snow and said welcome to Kansas City Dolphins. The weather service said that all extremities need to be covered. I am so glad I can watch at home from the comfort of my living room. Saturday January 13 Cleveland at Houston Miami at Kansas City Sunday January 14 Pittsburgh at Buffalo Green Bay at Dallas Los Angeles Ramalamadingadongdingdongs at Detroit Monday January 15 Philadelphia at Tampa Bay I'm picking all home games because wth. I am going to refer to the Rams from now on as LA Ramalamadingadongdingdongs. FYI

Saturday January 13 Cleveland at Houston Miami at Kansas City Sunday January 14 Pittsburgh at Buffalo Green Bay at Dallas Los Angeles Rams at Detroit Monday January 15 Philadelphia at Tampa Bay

I feel like it was a good year for me.