Boba Sweat

"@wilw: This is the best Iron Man cosplay I've ever seen. http://t.co/eD799e0tCL" is that @mrmarkmillar ?

Just saw @DaftLimmy in Marks, in front of me in the queue. He's taller than I thought

"@NetflixUK: Loving @houseofcards? #WWFUD = What Would Frank Underwood Do... http://t.co/5a69DFzB" #WWFUD.... hahaha hahaha. You said fud.

My jacket is worth more than the #superbowl

testing....

Shat masel

We are all Salim Kerkar

Got my "Be a prick to everyone" head on...

Sandwich for lunch was ****e. Still starving....

just how difficult is it for someone to take the stickers off the bottom of their shoes before wearing them.....

wants a drifter

just clocked one of Dexter's alias' was Patrick Bateman... Nice....

got clamped....

taken from a company's facebook feed"Parents, come and share your time-saving tips with us on Twitter from 1-2pm today."here's one.... don't dick about on twitter for an hour

wideawake.... again....

now the Beckhams have had their wee girl, called Harper Seven, Neil Lennon has announced his Mrs is expecting again. He says he's not ruled out the names Guildford Four or Birmingham Six....

christians are fannies

is having burgette's.....

american Torchwood.... hmmmm.... not bad, but something just not right about it...

bat builder? spider builder?

watching Death At A Funeral.... starring every black actor ever.....and the midget out game of thrones, who's creepy with an american accent.

loves people who spend ages dicking about with their team before a game of fifa, only gor me to fire one past them within 20 seconds...