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  1. Testes is such a low bar for manhood.
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  2. To the surprise of no one, I'm pretty boring. I dated a lot as a teenager, but since I met my husband at 19, I don't have a lot of adult dating experience. If anything happens to him, I'm not sure I would enter the dating pool until my kids are significantly older or out of the house. I have a hard time trusting people with my kids. If something happened to me, he would be remarried in a year. Not that he doesn't love me, but he needs a wife. And he would want help with the kids. But for the record, I've had dinner with Fozzie, and I did not go home with him.
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  3. NOT giving off a weird vibe or wearing a fedora can go a long way.
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  4. Yep...it has been a crazy week. I got notified, via email two days before my move (Wednesday afternoon), that our move on Friday was bumped to the next week by the moving company. I called around and only found a company that could get us in but it would have to be the next day (Thursday at 7am). We pack all night--and by pack I mean throw shit in boxes. We are in such a hurry I forgot to pack a bag with a few days changes of clothes. I wore the same shorts Wednesday-Sunday. Today was my first day at the new job and I was late because I couldn't find any pants. I guess the prin
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  5. I know you meant “slob” but I am totally going to start calling people “a slow.” Jacob is a slow.
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  6. The rightererer decision would have been to make more.
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  7. Good god I'm glad I don't have to date anymore. This all sounds terrible. I'm really happy I got to have a slutty period. It was fun to be free and loose with little if any expectations, but it was very unfulfilling overall. Sure I'll probably never get a blowjob from a woman who may or may not have been trans in a bar bathroom again, or get to bang someone ten years younger AND twenty years older in the same week, but the comfort and familiarity of being with one person who knows what I like (and vice versa) and none of the awkwardness of figuring shit out with our big dumb gross naked b
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  8. I WAS going to post my monthly "this place sucks lately" bullshit but damn, we gettin' real. My local paper is running weekly dating columns lately, asking residents their experiences in specific areas-worst first dates, worst restaurant dates, oddest break ups, and while they've been awesome to read each Sunday, they pale in comparison to the Dating Life of Tank. I imagine the 100% versions of these to be incredible. I like the LA James Bond vibe. I was Tank-active in my 20s (NO regrets) and had some hookups during the ends of both my marriages but have been celibate now for longer
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  9. The term sexual leper makes me imagine someone pulling out but leaving their dick behind.
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  10. Finally good news! The cyst is asymptomatic and does not need to be removed unless it grows in a year, which the surgeon doesn’t think it will do.
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  11. can't really argue with that
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  12. To keep Eli occupied while we had margaritas and dinner, I asked him to draw Serpentor
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  13. I listen to the raps of Randy Savage to learn what it takes to Be a Man.
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  14. You're NOT going to talk me out of PMing you. Nice try.
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  15. Try this: "Hey, would you like to go on a date sometime?" Clear, specific. If she says "Yes!" then great. If she says "Nah, bro, I'm good," then make like Elsa and let it go.
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  16. I dated a lot, but only two were serious. Only ever had sex with my wife. I’m boring.
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  17. Brundle-Fly style!
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  18. That’s awesome. I don’t care what field you’re in, the boss showing some humanity is always a big deal. So many think they need to be distant and perfect.
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  19. Sounds like a waist of time and money to me.
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  20. Just read the wiki entry for A Serbian Film, and that's a big hard nope. I can't even figure out which part Shockey noped out at, because it's all so nope-worthy. I also wiki'ed Henry... that one's a maybe if I ever come across it, but I'm not about to seek it out. Honestly, I read so many wiki entries before I see films that I have yet to encounter anything that's stuck with me that hard... because I screen them all out first. The Skeleton Key. Um. I'd love to see someone like Jordan Peele make a horror movie about Hoodoo. A white dude from England? Maaaaaaybe not your wheel
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  21. Around 6 years ago, I was having major anxiety problems and often couldn't sleep. One night probably at around 2 am, I decided to try to do something productive and went to the Walmart right across the street from my apartment to get groceries. Not having so many people around was at least a little helpful, but I remember thinking, "So these are the types of people that come into Walmart at 2 am." Then I realized that I was one of them, too.
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  22. I have that one too, also minus the helmet and gun. Another annoyance is Cobra Commander V2 (battel armor), where if it doesn't come complete, good luck finding the air hose. I wish someone would repro that piece. Here is my collection of Cobra Commander...
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  23. I just picked that one up from the antique mall a few weeks back. Doesn't have the helmet though, which is a bummer cuz that's a tough piece to find.
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  24. Pathfinder looked a little too much like Jim Jones.... ...but at least Torch looked like Lemmy
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  25. I always thought Grunt\Zap\Grand Slam looked like Michael Ironside.
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  26. I got my second shot yesterday but didn't feel anything until today. I was woozy, sore in my arm and had a headache.
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  27. I feel that how ever it happens for someone is good, provided, you know, legalities and stuff like that obviously. I wish Cupid was like a real afterlife job, because with as emotional as I get seeing the longing people have and it just hasn’t happened I’d totally just be kapow, boom, zap, pew pew, bbbbbrrbrbrbbbrbraprap (that’s my attempt at a machine gun). Heck if not Afterlife Cupid, I’d take the Aunties in Practical Magic you know just bringing people together, wisely but snarkily shunning morons, and of course the magical chanting drinking game looks fun too. Also I am a man sti
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  28. just shoot me in the fucking head
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  29. I hated dating the first time around, and legit had no interest in even dating my wife at first. I had given up, but then our friendship kept developing and then we were married. I basically hate spending time with people, so the idea of meeting new people and spending time with them is a nightmare scenario.
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  30. I would be content to NOT find out whether you or I are right! I suppose there is truth in what you say, though. Maybe my current mindset is just indicative of the fact I LIKE where I am at right now, and don't want it to change.
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  31. Again, I literally said and felt all these things as well.
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  32. And I'm glad to see that ShadowDog and his friend also did not come home with me.
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  33. I often say that we won't find anyone willing to put up with each other's shit at this point. Like I know his brand of crazy and how to deal with it (mostly). None of us are perfect, and we all have our baggage. You just have to find someone whose baggage you can handle. I have very little tolerance for certain personality defects: intentional meanness and stupidity come to mind. Unfortunately that reduces the dating pool rather significantly.
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  34. Dick pics in Krawlie's PM box right now.
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  35. oh man that's a lot of reading maybe tomorrow
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  36. If you got an itch you should probably see a doctor. There's a cream for that. I'll say it again-- but I don't think that having few partners, or finding your forever person at a young age is boring or bad at all. But you're not wrong about the kid thing. Obviously my last long term relationship had her in a step mom level role and it made things extra hard on the kid when we split. There's not a lot of people who stay in contact with their step parent if they are no longer with the blood parent. My son and ex still talk, but it's clear that he has put up a wall. Dating as
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  37. seems like a real catch
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  38. I’m stupid when it comes to dating. My wife would say that sentence was five words too long, then we’d laugh, but inside my head I’d reassure myself that I wasn’t stupid.
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  39. Clean version: I said you should rename this thread "Tank's Sexual Conquest Thread." LOL
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  40. Tank, I'm single........how you doin'?
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  41. Sometimes my husband annoys me. Does this count?
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  42. Yeah, silver mask is iconic. I really liked the battle armor one as a kid, but that's sort of worn off. I'd have to go with orange mask as my least favorite--Space Force designs were weird as hell, but even though they were mostly a miss, I give them credit for at least trying something different.
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  43. Did he follow it up by saying "This, I command!"?
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  44. Ok. Had the 2nd half of the interview today. It also went well. Now they've moved on to checking my references, and after that it looks like there might be one more interview in the process. At this point I do sorta feel like we're just going through the motions here, but this is all a part of the package that Ashley is paying for, so I'm going to stick with it.
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  45. I think it went really well. We went over on time and didn't cover everything. So we have to set up another one. But on the plus side - apparently most of this will be working from home! So I won't have to make any crazy moves just yet.
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  46. Plus since everyone's married with kids and stuff, pretty sure we could all love vicariously through you a little bit. It's about three months till I'll next get laid probably so..
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  47. I did today. Trevor picked me up around 10AM. I came home and almost immediately fell asleep on the couch. Eventually I moved to the bedroom and just woke up at 7:30. That was a good 6 hours of sleep. There's a small advantage in living in a sea of red - nobody has ever given 2 shits about covid precautions. The hospital has a sign on the door saying that they only allow one visitor and everyone must wear masks at all times, but neither of those were ever enforced. Last night Trevor brought the kids to see her as well, and there were 6 of us in her room. Nobody said a word. The nurses
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