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The Titans Lose! The Titans Lose!

Posted by NumberSix , 18 December 2011 · 499 views

With a sudden onset of autumn temperatures and not a single Christmas gathering on today's schedule, I spent two hours catching up on two months' worth of overdue raking in the yard. My legs are now killing me, my back is mad at me, and I now have a blister on each palm.

When I surrendered from exhaustion with 30% of the front yard still undone, I returned to the Internet to find dozens of Indiana residents giving themselves blisters on the tips of their index fingers from repeatedly tapping the exclamation mark key as they all flooded Facebook to shout the same thing at each other in all caps: "THE COLTS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [and so on]" I'm not into sports, but I'm sorry I missed an occasion to be moved to overindulge in redundant punctuation.

If my math is right, that brings the Colts season to 1 win and infinity-minus-1 losses. Meanwhile, I assume the Titans return home to whatever-city to the sounds of much jeering, rending of garments, and Tweets of "WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [and so on]"

And many blisters were had by all. You may now return to your Facebook rioting, already in progress.

I rioted last night too!

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