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The Black Friday Arms Race

Posted by NumberSix , 04 December 2011 - - - - - - · 498 views

Despite my pretense to the contrary, I pride myself on keeping my Black Friday conduct courteous and pacifistic. I have no interest in shivving a housewife for a five-dollar food processor, or tackling someone's great-grandfather just so I could have the latest season of CSI: Fresno on Blu-ray for 99¢. I doubt I could make a clean getaway, and I'm...


Will the Chicago Bears Forgive and Forget?

Posted by NumberSix , 02 December 2011 - - - - - - · 349 views

For anyone who experienced retinal damage or cochlear hemorrhaging this week as a result of news coverage of the actions of certain individuals employed by the city of Indianapolis, I would like to apologize sincerely on behalf of the rest of our fair city that had nothing to do with it. Many of us will spend the rest of our lives trying to make up for t...


Decaying Obits

Posted by NumberSix , 01 December 2011 - - - - - - · 356 views

My uncle's funeral service today had respectable attendance, better than our wedding. In addition to myself, there was also my aunt the widow, at least six of their seven surviving children, numerous grandchildren, several great-grandchildren, possibly the one great-great-grandchild referenced in their pastor's stirring eulogy, three of his four survivin...


Black Friday War Journal 2011

Posted by NumberSix , 25 November 2011 - - - - - - · 505 views

NumberSix Black Friday War Journal, fifth annual entry.

Best Buy Rewards Premier Silver status provided strategic opportunity to acquire largest items on want list on Monday before Black Friday. Additional objectives acquired via Thursday online sales. Normally avoid drastic measure of online pre-sales, but mission endangered by widespread acceptance o...


Mojo Nixon, Occupancy Prophet

Posted by NumberSix , 22 November 2011 - - - - - - · 341 views

My attention span for headlines is far from comprehensive, so forgive me if I missed the special news report or Facebook forward where one of the several thousand official spokespersons for Occupy Something, Inc., thought of this first.

Submitted for your approval: Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper's "I Hate Banks", from their 1986 album Frenzy . Now m...

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