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Auto-Correcting Groceries

Posted by The Human Torch , 02 November 2012 · 1,699 views

Rant
My wife almost peed herself at work today as she read my hastily typed up Grocery List where my iPod "helpfully" completed my words, it follows:

Milk
Eggs
Cheese
Yogurt

Hamburger
Hot dogs
Pork chops boner

Green beans
Baked bees
Refried beads
Corn
Peas

Burritos
Corn dogs
Chicken muggers
Fish sticks
Pot pies

Apple juice
Orange justice

Lasagna stuff
Tuba casserole stuff
Chili stuff

PineSol
Soap bats
Tool paste




I don't see the errors. Fish sticks, orange justice, and tool paste are the key ingredients in building yourself a classic Aquaman.
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The Human Torch
November 02 2012 10:40 PM
After she managed to stop laughing at me over the phone, my wife said something very similar to that.
If she's anything like my wife, she prefers her bees raw to baked.

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