Riding with Shadowdog
Look at this ass hole! What is he doing?
Holy ****! You see how fast that crazy mother****er was going? I'm going 5 miles over so he HAS to be going 15 over! Rush up there to get in your accident, bitch!
What the ****! It's green! Why aren't we moving? What the **** is going on? I should never have to slam on my ****ing brakes when the light is ****ing green!
Go bitch! You got the right away! What the **** are you waiting for? You scared bitch! You scared ****ing bitch! Oh now the light has changed and you feel safe, huh? You had 10 ****ing minutes to go nobody was coming and you had to wait for the light? You shivering ****ing scared whore! You have a plastic sheet on your seat for when you wet yourself don't you? Scared ****ing whore. Yeah! Get the **** out of my way, *****!
Look how slow this bitch is going. Dude, what the **** are you waiting for? [as we pass slow car] Oh yeah, big ****ing surprise, it's an old mother****er. The bible called, grandpa, you're due back on page 114 almost sacrificing your ****ing son and getting punked by God at the last minute. Slow old bitch.
Whoa! Hey! Really big fat man in a big car! I'm kinda hard to miss, dumbass. Yeah. I'm over here in this lane. I exist, Rainman.
What the **** is going on today? The gas stations passing out free Ripple?
Yo! Hey Sparky! Waiting for a color you like? Yeah! Get the **** outta my way! Ha ha! Yeah! That's right, bitch!
I think I'm going to walk next time. :lol: