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Best Villain Monologues Ever
Posted 17 September 2012 - 10:41 PM
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 10:41 AM
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 11:33 AM
I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, pal: why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your ****ing ass because a loser is a loser.
Glenngarry Glen Ross
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 01:26 PM
The man cuts deep.
Posted 18 September 2012 - 03:16 PM
You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you,
- Rock, Joey Ramone, Cerina and 1 other +1 this
Posted 18 September 2012 - 04:04 PM
GOOGLE. FIND QUOTES. QUOTES ONLY LAZY BUMS
Nothing stops. Nothing... or you will do the hardest time there is. No more protection from the mods. I'll pull you out of that one-bunk Hilton and cast you down with the Sodomites. You'll think you've been trolled by a train! And the best villian monolouge thread? Gone... archived off, brick-by-brick. We'll have us a little bandwidth barbecue in the yard. They'll see the flames for miles. We'll dance around it like wild Injuns! You understand me? Catching my drift?...Or am I being obtuse?
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 05:36 PM
Best monologue ever?
- Tank, Darth Lohr and Darth_Malfoy +1 this
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(he smashes the glass, little machines emerge to dust up the pieces)
"Look at all these little things, so busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who will be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teenie-weenie children of their own and so one and so forth, thus adding to the great chain... of life.
You see, Father, by creating a little destruction, I'm in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business. Cheers."
-- Zorg (Gary Oldman), 5th Element
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No matter how terrible those movies are, this will always be amusing
Posted 19 September 2012 - 07:28 AM
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