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Nightly AMA the 14th: Ask Good God a Bear anything!


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Ever go to the grocery market and pass by an organized group of beggars with a stand set up outside the entrance soliciting donations for some non profit organization, who barely acknowledge you on your way in, but you know that they're just waiting to harass you when you exit, so after shopping you try to avoid them by using the other door only to find that there is a satellite group guarding the other escape, so your forced to pass by at least one camp of can shakers, but you don't have any cash cause you paid with a card, and you're deathly certain they're gonna ask you for something, so you rehearse over and over in your head, as you walk towards the magical self opening doors, the most polite way to tell the kid you're not going to give a single thing to help raise funds to replace the dangerously out of date helmets for the youth hockey team, and then when you're all prepared and confident to look a child in the face and deliver callous and honest dissapointment and the kid starts to ask "would you like to donate...", you panic and accidently blurt out "**** off" and have to sprint to your car as two angry coaches/fathers chase after you, and narrowly escape only after blindly hurling the very groceries you just bought behind you in an array of milk, gummi bears, and chicken wings? ever?

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Ever go to the grocery market and pass by an organized group of beggars with a stand set up outside the entrance soliciting donations for some non profit organization, who barely acknowledge you on your way in, but you know that they're just waiting to harass you when you exit, so after shopping you try to avoid them by using the other door only to find that there is a satellite group guarding the other escape, so your forced to pass by at least one camp of can shakers, but you don't have any cash cause you paid with a card, and you're deathly certain they're gonna ask you for something, so you rehearse over and over in your head, as you walk towards the magical self opening doors, the most polite way to tell the kid you're not going to give a single thing to help raise funds to replace the dangerously out of date helmets for the youth hockey team, and then when you're all prepared and confident to look a child in the face and deliver callous and honest dissapointment and the kid starts to ask "would you like to donate...", you panic and accidently blurt out "**** off" and have to sprint to your car as two angry coaches/fathers chase after you, and narrowly escape only after blindly hurling the very groceries you just bought behind you in an array of milk, gummi bears, and chicken wings? ever?

Does a fat baby poop?



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Do you know how proud I am to have one of my quotes in your sig?

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Do you know how proud I am to have one of my quotes in your sig?

Pleasure proud...



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Pleasure proud...


Is that followed by "satisfied flaccid"?

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what makes you think you would beat me in a fight?

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what makes you think you would beat me in a fight?

'Cause I'm gangsta



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DEAR GOODGAWAD ABAEARA:

SORRY I've been busy with my friend, CHICA who mis in town now.

umm, I had one...

OKAY: IN a fuight: ho WOULD WIN: honaetyybadager OR __________? (I'll get5 back to you on this, I forgot)

DO you like my new/old haircuts?

DO we have too much beauty to keepit to oursleves?

Do you think thre DOT will get the new SR18/I-5 project in on time adn under budget?

WHAT is on your awalls right now?

IFG you had to make one of the follwouing teo choices:

Have a finger amputated without medicinal support OR

Have a leg taken to the knee WITH anything you anted-

AWHICH would it ber and why?

Have you ever played a BASSOON or a TUBA? f Y/ under wehat occasssion?

Sight unseen, would yopu rater move RIOGHT NOW, like TOMORROAW to ROATAN or ARYBA and why?

I""L BAE BSACK

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DEAR GOODGAWAD ABAEARA:

SORRY I've been busy with my friend, CHICA who mis in town now.
Tell her I said hey!

umm, I had one...

OKAY: IN a fuight: ho WOULD WIN: honaetyybadager OR __________? (I'll get5 back to you on this, I forgot)
Honey Badger always wins. He's crazy...

DO you like my new/old haircuts?
Although I have never seen a picture of you, I will say new.

DO we have too much beauty to keepit to oursleves?
You know it

Do you think thre DOT will get the new SR18/I-5 project in on time adn under budget?
Probably not. Too busy eating donuts and sticking their fingers up their ass.

WHAT is on your awalls right now?
Photos I took in New Orleans

IFG you had to make one of the follwouing teo choices:

Have a finger amputated without medicinal support OR

Have a leg taken to the knee WITH anything you anted-

AWHICH would it ber and why?
Leg...I'm a ***** when it comes to pain. Plus I would be able to get a handicapped sticker and get all the sweet parking spots.

Have you ever played a BASSOON or a TUBA? f Y/ under wehat occasssion?
I have attempted to play a Tuba and sounded like a whale fart.

Sight unseen, would yopu rater move RIOGHT NOW, like TOMORROAW to ROATAN or ARYBA and why?
Roatan. Because the name sounds cool.

I""L BAE BSACK
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KATY HIEAEE!

Chica says HAY. WAe had liunch at RASHAHJ at Shouthencetr yewterdaty and it was YUM. She was gonna meet me nad Jackioe at Green Lake today for breakfats, coffee and chick chat but she bailed cause JODAI got her into some winery.

ANYWayS;

it WAS Honey badger vs JAGUAR. NOW how dop you feel/?

DO YOU thinhk nuns should have to ewear habits and if Y/; wjhat kind?

Have you veer seen atht old show THEA FLYING NUN?

Is it EVAR going to ****ing STOP RAINING HERE GAWD?

I got pizza for diiner but I didn't have lunch and I'[m wsay hungry. I"ve alrteady eatcent ONEA slive of the pizza and it was SOOooooo good. I got it at he Hub abd I have never had their pizzas before. Should I have one more now slice or wait untuilo dinnerA?

WHY can't I typoe now? MY nails aren't THAT ****ingt long.

AND WHERE did I put that check from Dial Global??

xoxoxoxoxo

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KATY HIEAEE!

Chica says HAY. WAe had liunch at RASHAHJ at Shouthencetr yewterdaty and it was YUM. She was gonna meet me nad Jackioe at Green Lake today for breakfats, coffee and chick chat but she bailed cause JODAI got her into some winery.

ANYWayS;

it WAS Honey badger vs JAGUAR. NOW how dop you feel/?
Honey Badger don't give a ****, he's crazy.

DO YOU thinhk nuns should have to ewear habits and if Y/; wjhat kind?
Personally, no. I don't understand the reasoning for them.

Have you veer seen atht old show THEA FLYING NUN?
Yes! That's the one with Sally Field in it, right? I remember watching that on Saturdays when I was a kid (They were reruns not first runs).

Is it EVAR going to ****ing STOP RAINING HERE GAWD?
I'm building an ark, just in case.

I got pizza for diiner but I didn't have lunch and I'[m wsay hungry. I"ve alrteady eatcent ONEA slive of the pizza and it was SOOooooo good. I got it at he Hub abd I have never had their pizzas before. Should I have one more now slice or wait untuilo dinnerA?
Today is my cheat day so I say eat the whole damn thing!

WHY can't I typoe now? MY nails aren't THAT ****ingt long.
Maybe you're drunk, high or both...

AND WHERE did I put that check from Dial Global??
It's either in your nightstand or the glove compartment of your car.

xoxoxoxoxo



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FAIL, but I found it and deposited it no no big.

I have to go voice at muzak now but will be back later today. YOU BE HERE to answerrt quesrtions, k?

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Who is your third favorite Beatle?

Beetle Bailey



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OKAY THAEN ADERA AGGODA GWADABEAR:

Chica is gone now but we had FABULOUS TIME. She pauid for everything. We had a nice room with a city voew and the view of other peoples in their glass apartnments. There was this one guy? AWho had a 3 story apartment? And he had a girl in tyhere? BUT HE did all the kitchen claen up all wAEEKNda. do YOU KNOW HOW i CAN GET AHOOLDA THIS GUY AS AKS HIOM TO MARRY ME?

ALSO: NO THAT i'M BROKE, the Gilr Trip is ion and I CANNA PAY MY MOTEL BILL. I'm going awyaways.

hat DO YOU THINK THEY'LL MAKE ME DO TO WORK OFF THE 1088.68 i WOE THEM for the 10 days I hasn;'t paid for yet?

alSO: which NAIL POPLISH DO YOU LIKE BETTER? I have thre green on my thum,b on my left hand but it's so dark for a tropilcal lcimate. I have a light teal ion the fiongers on my left hand BUT a top coat of Pure Ice in "once Again" on my ring fionger and and top coat of CND's Sapphire Sparkle #561 on my middle foinmger.

ON MY RIGHT hand, I have all fingers nad thumbs in the Pure Ice with a topcoat of Spaahire Sparkel
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on my middle fionger.

The Ice is glittery in pieces but the texture's not TOO overly rough.
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The Sapphire Sparkle is smoooooth but its glitter is minisculue and it has this purpley sheen in the right light. The teal-L'Oreal's 'club prive 105'
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is very modern but doesn't cover extremel;y well, wears easliy at the tips and is kinda...flat. I think I'll save the green for St. Patrick's Day

SO-what shoudl; OID DO?

WHERE DID YOU GHO TO GRADE SCHOOL ANAD do you tsill have freinds frokm then?

I'm pre-oacked and before hair, skin needs and toiletriers I have 40lbs. HAVE I OVERPACKAED? If Y? what do I leave at home DO NOT SAY CANNOLI, k?

DO YOU KOWA the easiet way to get all my i-tunes content off my old, slow, weak computer onto my newer, faster one PLEASE?

AWHAT movies should I downlaod for mty flights?

WHY deos my iphone need to be charged 2 ****ing times a day???

Shiouyl;d I gop to the DARUM CIRCLEA on the Sundaty after Laura's biorthday with Ne4ecie and Helen?

I suualyy go tothe CLEARAAWTYAER aquarium to see Winter the dolphin NAD to the Dali Museum becauise that guy was a fucing genious. SHOULAD I go again this year even though none of my fr4einds from Seattle are tarbeleing with me?

WAhat['s the best tip you have for me getting uopgraded to FIRST CLASS in my plabne on AMERICANS AIRLINAES>?

HOWA many pairs of nice pants should I takle?

WHAT should I wear ON my plane? It'll be 8opm when I get inot Tampa buit itr's still hot and humid there at 8pm. BUT I Want to look pretty and not all rumopled.

IS my ****ing sghampoo gonna get here intime tio take wioth me ior wil I look like DIANA ROSS" HAIR for my whyole trip?
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Will my pahramacy have my good meds ready
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or should I call them on Friday in case they don't and I can do something about it?

I alos have a wriiittten script but it's already been filled by phone. SHould I take tio with me tio try and get it filled there or will I get caught and jailed?

How do I pack my weed this time to not get busted?

What kind of art shoul di msake there this year? CHALK ART on the bricjkpatoipn? TINY acrylic painitings of I dunno what

drawing pad and pencial AGAIN?

Antything else?

What WOUDL you LIEK TPO SEE pictires of this nyear EXCPTONG AFOR ME cause I don't know about thjart?

I canna afford a cool apir for of new shoes at that p[lace I almost alweays get new shoes at at Johyn's Pass. HOWA do I get over this?

BEACHY TOWERL: TAKE me pretty good one that KINDA matches what I'll be wearing and is a cool square size OR BUTY one there?

K, all ofr now I have to do soething else.

XOXOXOXOX


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GODDOMMIT GODGAWDFABREA! WHERE THA **** ARE TYOU?

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OKAY THAEN ADERA AGGODA GWADABEAR:

Chica is gone now but we had FABULOUS TIME. She pauid for everything. We had a nice room with a city voew and the view of other peoples in their glass apartnments. There was this one guy? AWho had a 3 story apartment? And he had a girl in tyhere? BUT HE did all the kitchen claen up all wAEEKNda. do YOU KNOW HOW i CAN GET AHOOLDA THIS GUY AS AKS HIOM TO MARRY ME?
All women have to do is give it up more often and we would be more than happy to do the cleaning.

ALSO: NO THAT i'M BROKE, the Gilr Trip is ion and I CANNA PAY MY MOTEL BILL. I'm going awyaways.
Do it! You only live once!

hat DO YOU THINK THEY'LL MAKE ME DO TO WORK OFF THE 1088.68 i WOE THEM for the 10 days I hasn;'t paid for yet?
If they're friends, I'm sure they will let you pay them back. Otherwise, they may make you turn tricks.

alSO: which NAIL POPLISH DO YOU LIKE BETTER? I have thre green on my thum,b on my left hand but it's so dark for a tropilcal lcimate. I have a light teal ion the fiongers on my left hand BUT a top coat of Pure Ice in "once Again" on my ring fionger and and top coat of CND's Sapphire Sparkle #561 on my middle foinmger.
I like the top one the best. Makes me think of sand.

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SO-what shoudl; OID DO?
The hokey pokey...

WHERE DID YOU GHO TO GRADE SCHOOL ANAD do you tsill have freinds frokm then?
From 1st to 3rd I went to a place called Lipscomb. It started going downhill (two bomb threats in a year and this was the 70s). I then moved to Oak Grove and graduated high school from there. I still have several friends I went to Oak Grove with. I know of no one from Lipscomb.

I'm pre-oacked and before hair, skin needs and toiletriers I have 40lbs. HAVE I OVERPACKAED? If Y? what do I leave at home DO NOT SAY CANNOLI, k?
I think it's 50 lbs so you should be okay. I would first look and see of there was any items such as extra shoes I could take out. If not, I would say whichever would cost you less to buy in travel sizes when you get there. I guess toiletries.

DO YOU KOWA the easiet way to get all my i-tunes content off my old, slow, weak computer onto my newer, faster one PLEASE?
When I switched computers I put my on an external hard drive and then moved them from the external hard drive to my new computer. I didn't have an issue with it either.

AWHAT movies should I downlaod for mty flights?
I really like Contagion. And Dazed and Confused. And porn.

WHY deos my iphone need to be charged 2 ****ing times a day???
Because Apple is a pain in the ass.

Shiouyl;d I gop to the DARUM CIRCLEA on the Sundaty after Laura's biorthday with Ne4ecie and Helen?
Yep

I suualyy go tothe CLEARAAWTYAER aquarium to see Winter the dolphin NAD to the Dali Museum becauise that guy was a fucing genious. SHOULAD I go again this year even though none of my fr4einds from Seattle are tarbeleing with me?
I would. I always wander off to myself some on vacation. It gives me a chance to focus on photography and not having to worry about all the sighs I hear whenever I stop to take a picture.

WAhat['s the best tip you have for me getting uopgraded to FIRST CLASS in my plabne on AMERICANS AIRLINAES>?
Sometimes they let you pay an extra $50 to upgrade. I would check on that. Other than that, flash some boobs. That may do the trick.

HOWA many pairs of nice pants should I takle?
I would say 4 pair. You won't need something nice every night. But I would be prepared for every other night just in case.

WHAT should I wear ON my plane? It'll be 8opm when I get inot Tampa buit itr's still hot and humid there at 8pm. BUT I Want to look pretty and not all rumopled.
See I'm all about comfort when on a long flight. I could care less about what I look like, of course I'm a guy so 90% I don't care anyway. I always wear big clothes from before I lost my weight on flights.

IS my ****ing sghampoo gonna get here intime tio take wioth me ior wil I look like DIANA ROSS" HAIR for my whyole trip?
Nothing every arrives on time so expect to be a member of the Supremes.
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Will my pahramacy have my good meds ready
I hope so.
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or should I call them on Friday in case they don't and I can do something about it?
I'm anal and OCD so I always call ahead and prepare anything.

I alos have a wriiittten script but it's already been filled by phone. SHould I take tio with me tio try and get it filled there or will I get caught and jailed?
If you're using insurance, I wouldn't because they track that ****. If you're not, I'd give it a shot. I don't think you would go to jail.

How do I pack my weed this time to not get busted?
I'm never good at this sort of thing. I always panic in situations where I am trying to get something by. I would ship it ahead.

What kind of art shoul di msake there this year? CHALK ART on the bricjkpatoipn? TINY acrylic painitings of I dunno what
Tiny acrylic paintings so you can bring back and show off.

drawing pad and pencial AGAIN?
Yes

Antything else?
Camera

What WOUDL you LIEK TPO SEE pictires of this nyear EXCPTONG AFOR ME cause I don't know about thjart?
I'm all about people watching so I love pictures of people just doing every day things. And hot women.

I canna afford a cool apir for of new shoes at that p[lace I almost alweays get new shoes at at Johyn's Pass. HOWA do I get over this?
Shoplift

BEACHY TOWERL: TAKE me pretty good one that KINDA matches what I'll be wearing and is a cool square size OR BUTY one there?
I would take one. Beach towns always seem to charge outrageous prices for stuff like that.

K, all ofr now I have to do soething else.

XOXOXOXOX


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OKAY HERE YOU ARE SOP TAHBKS!

So you like the Sapphire Sparkle. See that's a top coat-I should wear it alone?
ALSO: I ALWAYS put out like a drunken one night stand getting revenge even to the guys I married and noen of them EVAR claned ANYTHING EVAR. What am I doingt wrong? I ALSO SWAALLOW. cripes.

yeah, 50 lb limit on the bag BUT I only have two pair of shoes in there now, both are essential and I haven't even packed my hair dryer, hair iron, makeups, perfumes and accesories yet!

Sp CONTAGIOPUS is good? I was looking at that/ Dazed, i've seen. ANd Pr)n! I never thought of Pr0n on my i-phone! YAY! I should get some extra seta room atht way!

K, I packed my navy and white cropped pants and khakis and a pair of putty colored pants that go with this one shirt and that really coolteal vest thing with the frogs on it-frogs as in Chinese closure thinsg NOT AMPHUIBINMANS I'M NKLTY CRAZY FROG LADY

And I cann steral the showes. This place is tiny and they know me. BUT I MAY wear my Spanish shoed s I got there last year on the plane. This may make me feel better.
HERE LET ME SHOW YOU THEM
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ALSO I don't have an external hard drive, unless you count my i=pod! Can I take the stuff offa my i-podf and PUT it on my new copmputer? Cause I have to edit some ****-live cuts that end cold and stuff like that. I'd also like to add new tubnage

I forgopt the rest.

HAY I got a new rnage today! DO you think it'll get installed before I go away or will I be able to cooj onit tomorrow? IF Y WHAT SHOUOLD I MAKE?

DO YOU think it'[s illegal to takle FIREWORKS on my plane?

SO MORE ABOUT YOU
How tall mor short are you?

What do you think is yopur best feature?\
What is TGHE perfect setting i whcih to see a MOVIE?

DO YOU remember drive ins?

What;s the coolest thing either of your parents has ever done for you besides give you life?

HAVE YOU evever saved anyone's life?

DO YOU KNow CRP>?

more later tonight opkay?

XOXOXO
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OKAY HERE YOU ARE SOP TAHBKS!

So you like the Sapphire Sparkle. See that's a top coat-I should wear it alone?
Sure, why not.

ALSO: I ALWAYS put out like a drunken one night stand getting revenge even to the guys I married and noen of them EVAR claned ANYTHING EVAR. What am I doingt wrong? I ALSO SWAALLOW. cripes.
All the men you have dated are stupid. For that I would clean the house, cars, sidewalk and neighbors house.

yeah, 50 lb limit on the bag BUT I only have two pair of shoes in there now, both are essential and I haven't even packed my hair dryer, hair iron, makeups, perfumes and accesories yet!
Good gried. Can you pack two different bags. I don't know if it's still 50 or not but it seems like you could get away with it.

Sp CONTAGIOPUS is good? I was looking at that/ Dazed, i've seen. ANd Pr)n! I never thought of Pr0n on my i-phone! YAY! I should get some extra seta room atht way!
Yeah I really liked Contagion. And you can never see Dazed too many times...

K, I packed my navy and white cropped pants and khakis and a pair of putty colored pants that go with this one shirt and that really coolteal vest thing with the frogs on it-frogs as in Chinese closure thinsg NOT AMPHUIBINMANS I'M NKLTY CRAZY FROG LADY
K

And I cann steral the showes. This place is tiny and they know me. BUT I MAY wear my Spanish shoed s I got there last year on the plane. This may make me feel better.
HERE LET ME SHOW YOU THEM
Nice

ALSO I don't have an external hard drive, unless you count my i=pod! Can I take the stuff offa my i-podf and PUT it on my new copmputer? Cause I have to edit some ****-live cuts that end cold and stuff like that. I'd also like to add new tubnage
I don't know if you can do that or not. There is an option in iTunes called Home Sharing. That might can help you move from one computer to another. It seems as long as the new computer is connected to the internet it should work.

I forgopt the rest.

HAY I got a new rnage today! DO you think it'll get installed before I go away or will I be able to cooj onit tomorrow? IF Y WHAT SHOUOLD I MAKE?
They are fairly simple to install so you should be able to cook on it tomorrow.

DO YOU think it'[s illegal to takle FIREWORKS on my plane?
Yes

SO MORE ABOUT YOU
How tall mor short are you?
I'm 6'1

What do you think is yopur best feature?\
I don't think I have a good feature. But I have been told my eyes.

What is TGHE perfect setting i whcih to see a MOVIE?
At home with a bunch of junk food, alcohol and friends.

DO YOU remember drive ins?
Yep. We had one not too far from my house. Saw the original Star Wars there, and I also remember a double feature of The Black Hole (not a porn) and Cinderella.

What;s the coolest thing either of your parents has ever done for you besides give you life?
Put me through college.

HAVE YOU evever saved anyone's life?
Not that I'm aware of.

DO YOU KNow CRP>?
Yes. Never had to perform it though.

more later tonight opkay?
K

XOXOXO
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OKAY here we go:
DERA GOOGWADABEAR:

When people say "I'd give my left nut to___" or "I'd cut off my right arm if___" does that mean the left or right one is MORE or LESS valuable?

AND ALSO DO YOU THINK it diminishesesd the intended scarficie if the arm cutter person is LEFT HANDED?

Blones, brunteets or REDhaeds?

One piece or teo piece bathing suits?

CHEESEBURGERS or hot dogs? IF Y? WHAT KIND of hot dogs?

HONESTLY. does anybody really KNOW what's in hot dogs or is that all old wive's legend?S REALLY. Like,. do YOU know, really?

TELL me something that you really thought you KNEW but then found out you really didn't know at all. ERXPLAION that to me pease.

Is thesere anything WRONG with the color blue?

WHATIC KNID SEPCIFICALLY of aplm treee is your favorite and WJHY?

See, I got my nails done but my typing still suffers. tha ****? I gotta take acalas or soemthing. My MOM? You should SEE that woman type. DI di ever tell you she once scrubbed all the enamlal right off her teeth because she brushed with the determination of an old-school nun trying to remove penis grafitti from achruch wall? I SWEAR HER FINGERS SMIIOKE WHEAN SHEA "S IN A HURRY. WHere was I going with this?

Say-when yoou don't wnat to talk, what don't YOU want to talk about?

you know what i'm sayin, right?

xoxoxxo

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GODOMMOIT RANDAY IT"S BEEEN !@ HOURS AND I HAVE TOP GO TO FLORIDA WHAT ARE you DOING???

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FOTTBALL ISOINT EVEN ON ANYMORE RANDAY Wherre are you

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OKAY here we go:
DERA GOOGWADABEAR:

When people say "I'd give my left nut to___" or "I'd cut off my right arm if___" does that mean the left or right one is MORE or LESS valuable?
I understand the whole 'I'd cut my right arm if...' because most people write, play sports, masturbate, etc. with their right hand so I can understand why it would be more valuable. As far as the left nut, it has a lot to do with which one feels better when they are played with. Whoever does the playing is totally up to the person.

AND ALSO DO YOU THINK it diminishesesd the intended scarficie if the arm cutter person is LEFT HANDED?
Yes I do

Blones, brunteets or REDhaeds?
I'm not picky. But if I get a choice: 1. Brunettes, 2. Red Heads, 3. Blondes

One piece or teo piece bathing suits?
Depends on the lady. I like seeing a nice bikini but if the woman has a gut hanging down to her knees then they two piece is not a good idea.

CHEESEBURGERS or hot dogs? IF Y? WHAT KIND of hot dogs?
Cheeseburgers made with Pepper Jack cheese.

HONESTLY. does anybody really KNOW what's in hot dogs or is that all old wive's legend?S REALLY. Like,. do YOU know, really?
I don't know and don't think I want to know. If I knew the truth I may never eat one again. Although, i've gotten to where I only eat the Turkey Dogs. Maybe they are made out of better intestines than the others...

TELL me something that you really thought you KNEW but then found out you really didn't know at all. ERXPLAION that to me pease.
I don't really think I'm an expert at anything or have ever been an expert at anything. I've always had esteem issues so I find more of my faults than I do anything.

Is thesere anything WRONG with the color blue?
Not by itself. However, if you pair it with orange...yes.

WHATIC KNID SEPCIFICALLY of aplm treee is your favorite and WJHY?
I think they are called Desert Palms. I don't know why. I guess I just like they are so tall and the palm leaves are 'full' looking.

See, I got my nails done but my typing still suffers. tha ****? I gotta take acalas or soemthing. My MOM? You should SEE that woman type. DI di ever tell you she once scrubbed all the enamlal right off her teeth because she brushed with the determination of an old-school nun trying to remove penis grafitti from achruch wall? I SWEAR HER FINGERS SMIIOKE WHEAN SHEA "S IN A HURRY. WHere was I going with this?
To San Jose?

Say-when yoou don't wnat to talk, what don't YOU want to talk about?
Linus said it best...'Religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.'

you know what i'm sayin, right?
I think...

xoxoxxo

moneggyilr

GODOMMOIT RANDAY IT"S BEEEN !@ HOURS AND I HAVE TOP GO TO FLORIDA WHAT ARE you DOING???
Sorry I had a photo session this afternoon. But I'z here now...





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