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Jonah Hex!


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I read on another site a poster questioning why the movie had to make Hex have a mystical element.


Granted, he starred in two Vertigo miniseries where he fought evil monstrous things, but I don't remember Hex himself being magical or superheroic. That's the second most disappointing thing to me about this trailer. Look, up in the sky! It's a parrot! It's a train! It's Cowboyman!

(First place = Megan Fox. Just...ugh.)

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Bro needs to do something about that **** on his lips.


That's what you get when you hang around Megan Fox. LOL

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LMFAO!

Well, it's weird, even as a kid seeing that **** on his lip turned me off from reading the comic. Seriously. I couldn't hang. We all know the mother****er would just use a knife and cut it, wtf? :no:

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Looks awful. Will watch it anyway, though, due to the completely off-the-wall casting. John Malkovich! Will Arnett! Lt. Daniels from The Wire! Lucky, the one stunt horse in all of Hollywood that can tolerate having fake Gatling guns strapped to its saddle! And, as Six pointed out, EXPLOSIONS!

Then again --- I felt the same way about Solomon Kane and still haven't bothered to see that.

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Anyone seen the movie Blueberry ? Same pot, different crack.

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There's a Blueberry movie?

My Jean Giraud tickle place just twitched.

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I just finished finals, so I'm back again. And... I'm pretty scared. This movie comes out on my 21st birthday, and I get the feeling it might ruin it. Megan Fox? Steampunk gattling guns? Lt. Daniels from The Wire?

...Ehhh.

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Wowzer. I didn't realize you were a youth still, LC! That's a compliment.

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plz vote this one also


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No clue what I'm doing on this thread at 6:07 AM Pacific time. Probably what happens when I knocked out after reading a bunch of Jonah Hex back issues. Man... I'm gonna Netflix this flaming pile and lament that DC passed up the chance to make a bad-ass, big budget Western in favor of making "Wild Wild West 2: Groovy Ghoulies Go West."

*cries quietly in the dark*

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I might check this out when it comes to cable TV.

Any minute now, I reckon.



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