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There are a series of photos circulating the internet right now showing a very well endowed woman driving a convertible while completely naked. In the first couple photos, she's looking straight forward, her ungodly large breasts sticking straight out. In the next photo she notices whoever is taking the photo. In the next photo she's still looking at the camera but now she's lifted her left hand to display her wedding ring. In the final photo she's returned her hand to the steering wheel and is looking straight forward again but now she's wearing a large grin, as if to say "eat your heart out."

These photos raise some questions:

1) Why in the hell would someone want to drive naked?

2) How does she stay out of jail? Also, how many accidents has she caused?

3) What does her husband think about this? Her expression seems to indicate that he likes having someone that a lot of guys drool over because he knows that she comes home to him every night. That's certainly a different slant on the whole jealous husband thing, that's for sure.

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Who cares, PC sucks. It's indecent, sure, but it's funny.

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hahaha this woman is awesome

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this thread is nothing without pics.

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I think it's fine.

1. Never had the desire to drive naked really. Have driven in boxers at least once (didn't plan to, just happened).

3. Not that unusual really. It's like my idea of "You lookin' at my girl?" on a larger scale. You know, when you're out and you notice some girl and she has one of those guys with them...

"Uh, yeah, I was looking...so what?!?" (It's a compliment, idiot. If I know I'm not offending her, why do you care if I admire the lady you're apparently with?)

If I'm out with a great looking girl and other dudes look, all fine by me as long as it's fine by her. :shrug:

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I actually don't have a problem with driving in the nude.

In fact, certain types of driving have to be done naked.

1. Why not? However, the closest thing I do for the top is wear nothing but a zipped jacket.

2. Cops too busy whistling? Not sure of accidents.

3. Ah, modern openness.

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...they've been taking my picture...?

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I just remembered that a pro coach (can't remember what sport or what his name was) was fired within the last year for using the drive through of a fast food place while naked. It got out and he was fired for it. Guess it's not as cool when a dude does it. :no:

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haha.. talk about ADD or something.

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This is like, the Christie Brinkley car scene in National Lampoon's Vacation to the n'th degree.

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Usually I delete email forwards but not this one.

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I fail to see what's so strange about that. It's extremely common in amateur porn.

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did you know that porn isn't the same thing as real life?

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Damn, so you're saying there's no chance of a busty UPS lady coming to the door with one of my Christmas orders, which culminates in her eagerly accepting an extra special tip?

You just ruined my life, Jacob.

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Yeah, I got that one too.

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1) Why in the hell would someone want to drive naked?



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did you know that porn isn't the same thing as real life?


this is amateur porn though. says so on the pics themselves.

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Who cares, PC sucks. It's indecent, sure, but it's funny.


AND against the law! But who cares about that, right?

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AND some rules were meant to be broken. but, I'm sure you've never broken a single law.

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I'm sure I've broken a few traffic laws. Probably jaywalked a few times.


I don't care if this woman drives around naked or not. I just found it amusing that "PC" was brought into the argument, when it has nothing to do with the situation.

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your absolutely correct. She wasn't driving naked, she was driving nude... unless she's a republican.

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:rolleyes: < Pretty much sums up my feelings on it.

I'd hate to be driving down the road with my nieces and nephew in the car (ages 2-7) and one of them suddenly pointing and saying, "Look Aunt Shannon! Why isn't that lady wearing any clothes?".

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LMAO - the banner ad on the bottom of the pages says "Are you a single person seeking marriage? Learn more now!" WTF?


Anyway, I just don't see the point in the whole thing. At least the naked cowboy in New York sings and plays guitar. Well I guess the point is for guys to see her boobs, but isn't that why there's porn?

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she's an exhibitionist. She enjoys it. That's the point, more than anything.

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The ad now says, "Meet Married Women, Are you married but looking for more? Find local married women for fun now." :lol:


And as far as the pictures that precipitated this topic, I haven't seen them, but I highly doubt they aren't staged. People make a lot of money on fake voyer stuff.



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