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The Tragic Story of Dhamonn


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Sephi

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Once upon a time in the great city of San d'Oria, Vanidar and his faithful companion Viviana were travelling through Calvary Way in Southern San d'Oria when they heard a sudden plea for help by a young Hume man. This is the story...of Dhamonn.


Dhamonn: How do u friggen open the doors?
Dhamonn: Wont let me, can anyone let me out of the armourers?
Dhamonn: Can someone open the doors for me, I'm in the armour shop.
Vanidar: ...Okay.
Viviana: Oh no! The door is stuck.
Vanidar: I'll help ya out.
Dhamonn: LOL
Vanidar uses Last Resort!
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Dhamonn runs through the armour shop.
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Dhamonn: Thank you
Vanidar: No problem, doors are always trapping our civilians.
Dhamonn: LOL, thank you
Dhamonn starts walking away.
Viviana: Hold on.
Viviana: You should meet our leader.
Dhamonn: Who's that?
Vanidar: He'll be here soon. Just wait.
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Viviana: Just one more minute.
Vanidar: We called him... he wants to see the one who was defeated by the door. He requested an audience.
Vanidar: He’s on his way, right?
Dhamonn is grinning to himself.
Dagg: Hey, what are you two doing?
Vanidar: There he is.
Vanidar bows courteously to Dagg.
Viviana looks shocked!
Viviana: leader!
Dagg: I thought I told you to go farm!
Viviana bows courteously to Dagg.
Dagg slaps Viviana.
Vanidar: This gentleman was trapped behind….
Dagg slaps Vanidar.
Dagg: Shut up!
Vanidar points at Door: Rosel’s Armour.
Vanidar: Y-y-yes sir…
Dhamonn salutes Dagg.
Viviana: !!
Vanidar shakes with fear.
Dagg examines Dhamonn.
Dagg: and you are?!
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Dhamonn: Dhamonn sir
Dagg: Outta my face!
Viviana: We apologize, master.
Dagg: and you two!
Viviana weeps in sorry before Vanidar.
Dhamonn looks at Dagg and sighs dejectedly.
Vanidar: Yes sir?
Dagg: Wait til later! Then you’ll see me wreak havoc!
Viviana sulks…
Vanidar: Yes sir….
Vanidar looks at Dagg and sighs dejectedly.
Dagg: AND GET TO WORK!!!!
Dagg walks away.

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What a touching, motivating tale.

Vani says (Im talking to him on the phone): I wish I could have been there.

Bravo, Dagg!

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whats the tragic part of this him being stuck in the shop?

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he didn't know how to leave the store. he thought he was trapped. he was calling for help.

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Oh I see...did this really happen or did you just make it up?

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it really did happen. i couldn't stop laughing! Viv and Vani were going through San d'Oria and that guy called for help, so they told us about it on the LS chat. i said to wait for me, but they had already opened the door, so they said 'their leader' was coming, me. we bull****ted so much to him!

ah, life is great.

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laugh

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Lol...Yeah, the armor shop almost got another one..

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laugh

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Ya I heard this in the chat and I was rolling!!!

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laugh thumbs_u

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man I wish I was there to hear this, this is hilarious... laugh

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Mac, you should sticky this... It's too damn funny to let fall into obscurity.

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oh man, I was helping PS2'ers all night last night. I helped one, and he told all his PS2 buddies, and pretty soon I couldn't take 5 steps before I got a tell from some random ps2er...

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BUMP

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feeling self important, eh?

want your tales of "leadership" to spread, eh?

jk :P

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Maybe the armory shop door needed WD40, you mean lil taru! :mad:

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Whahahaha XD

This really should be stickied laugh

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ohh man that was classic... ahh good ole memories

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lol, this story was so funny back then, i wonder if he still plays...

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I heard he solo'd Fafnir with a door.

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Yeah, but then someone closed the door to the Dragon's Aery and he couldn't get out.

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Dagg is wearing red pjs :P

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Ahh, memories...