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Funniest sayings in the world!


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irishdancer2

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I just thought this would be a really interesting topic, plus it'd be really neat to see what we came up with. This is my favorite:

"Come to the dark side. We have cookies."

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Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!

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Outside of dogs, books are mans' best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.


Or how's this for an interesting question...


Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?!?

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I am a hollow chocolate bunny of death....EAT ME!

Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face yet they stick their head out of the car window?

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If you took NoDoze and Nyquil at the same time, would you dream that you couldn't sleep?

That was my msn screen-name for a while :D

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If quizs are quizzical then what are tests?

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consuela, I've heard those before...

Peter Kay(I think!):
"Hi, this is John, please leave your name and number after the beep."
*BEEP*
Hello, my name is mam....
and my number is: what, you don't even know your own mam?!!?!!!"

Sorry, I know it doesn't have anything to do with this thread but I just thought that was really funny and I wanted to share that with ye!

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My head and your ass!

When hamsters fight to the death, you win!

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IstariLord

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My friend told me this one and I had to share it with you guys:

The war between the sexes will never be won....there's too much fraternizing with the enemy!!!

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I never think about the future, it comes soon enough.

Um, how about something from James Stewart?:

On parenting: In the history of the world, there has never been a child that has been brought up right

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I'm as frustrated as a three legged dog trying to bury a tern on an icy lake!

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I am so not easily amused....ooooooh look, a blue car!

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Good job guys! I really like IstariLord's :D

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Why thank you! :D

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See my signature... I kinda came up with it myself. :D

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LOL, that one's funny :D

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You look more like you do now than you did a while ago.

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That one took me a second to figure out. I didn't realize what thread I was in and I thought you were talking to me

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If you want to be worshipped go to India and say moo.

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If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of Progress?

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Never trouble trouble unless trouble troubles you, for you'll only make your trouble double trouble if you do.

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Isitarilord, that was the best.

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Crying doesn't help. It only tells the enemy where you are.

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Time is the fire in which we burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn

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hehehe



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